overheard at the scary dentist

ME: I keep having dreams that my teeth fall out.
Scary specialist dentist; “A therapist once told me what that means but I can’t remember.”
ME: “I think in this case it might mean that I’m scared my teeth are going to fall out.”

This conversation was followed by a fairly excruciating hour-long procedure. On the bright side, I’m so doped up now I don’t think I’ll be dreaming about anything tonight.

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