Overheard in dallas airport

Counter girl in yogurt shop: "are you from austrailia?"
Me: "No."
Girl: "Your accent sounds like you're from Australia."
Me: Stony silence.

Note to self: I'm not unconsciously speaking in an australian accent
while in airports, am I? Or has that girl never left this airport before
and thinks anyone without a texan accent is from australia?

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