and it came down to one pointin just 2 1/2 hourswe’ll be out of this jointmy whole staff was sickand their coughs could be heardas they struggled to choke outjust one more smart wordand all[…]

not quite done w/ the paper, but very, very close to getting into the holiday spirit. Or collapsing and having a nervous fit of some sort; it’s hard to tell which.

Some time in the last few years, I can’t remember exactly when, I was in the pool room at the now-closed Paramount and my friend Emily, who was sitting next to my friend Darius, said[…]

When I was a teenager, in Philadelphia, my morning routine included listening, religiously, to Howard Stern. Even today, despite Stern’s two decades of mostly focusing on T & A in his programming, I still remember[…]

The whole Virgin Galactic story is reminding me of the movie Total Recall. It just has such a futuristic/absurdistic quality to it and reminds me of the fake commercials Paul Verhoeven uses to such good[…]