Author: Julia Goldberg
the city never returned my call about my frozen pipes, but I soon learned that pipes were frozen and bursting all over town, and the article in the new mex actually convinced me that I[…]
imaginary conversation with the city
Me: “Hi, my pipes are frozen.”City water department employee: “Oh you poor thing. You just can’t catch a break, can you?”Me: “No, the universe hates me.”CWDE: “Oh Julia, the universe doesn’t hate you. It loves[…]
4 degrees
I woke up late this morning, shivering in the 4 degree weather and realized that not only was I running late, but I had forgotten to charge my phone. When I checked it half an[…]
proof the universe hates me
It keeps whittling away at all the things I enjoy. Damn copyright laws..